1. pois0nsi0ux:

    becausebirds:

    LET THERE BE BONES!

    This actually made me smile

    (via timespinsbackwards)

     
  2. buttsweats:

    where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

    (via phattyfishpatty)

     
  3. heartyglobe:

    filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”

    (via timespinsbackwards)

     
  4.  

  5. kingjaffejoffer:

    laughing at how CNN went into one of the looted businesses in Ferguson and spoke to the owner. the reporter started asking all these leading questions that were clearly setting up answers that expressed anger that their businesses were broken into. 

    The owner was like “actually I just want justice for Mike Brown im not worried about material things”

    (via gloomyteens)

     
  6. asian:

    Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

    I FEEL SO SAD SEEING THE DOG’S FACE

    OH MY GOD

    (Source: yugoslavic, via kristinlovespi)

     
     
  7. onlylolgifs:

    dog trying to save fishes

    (via zackisontumblr)

     
  8. buckyoubucky:

    "A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

    (Source: lady-dixon, via zackisontumblr)

     
  9. bratsquad:

    I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

    (via zackisontumblr)

     
  10. The Wizard of Oz (1939)

    (Source: vintagegal, via zackisontumblr)

     

    1. taco bell employee: how are you today?
    2. me: crunchwrap supreme
     

  11. Anonymous said: why'd you spell though 'tho'? just add the last three letters!!

    sarcasticfina:

    ugh

     
  12. dekutree:

    suspicious as fuck

    (Source: unamusedsloth, via timthebeaver)

     
  13.  

  14. egobus:

    egobus:

    one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

    update: when I told my mom about this post she told me that the boys actually ran to their mom to tell on me and their mom told them that they deserved it because they started the fight and let me continue to pressure wash her backyard and children

    (via mohorlessiguess)